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Mojo returning - Circumcision

Posted by BoMToons - July 9th, 2014


I'm getting my mojo back for Super Chibi Knight... less than 2 months left to finish it! Can I do it? Will I do it?

Follow me here to stay abreast of new developments!

Here is a top secret video from SCK, I like how HOT the lava looks:

And here is an ULTRA TOP SECRET screenshot:

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Would you flip the switch despite the warnings? I'll post a video of what it does NEXT WEEK, so FOLLOW ME to make sure you don't miss it!


Speaking of breasts, I am anti-circumcision. It's a religious/cultural relic that is equivalent to genital mutilation. Not necessary at all and the hygiene/health arguments are bogus (we don't give girls double masectomies when they're born just cuz it lowers their statistical chances of cancer!)

On a recent trip with my friend, we spoke long and hard about this touchy topic. Eventually he came around to my point of view because he then went on to evangelize his sister who is having a baby soon. He was able to convince her not to circumcise her son, and she's even a registered nurse!

In honor of this, he has named himself the "Schlong Savior." When he told me about it, we came up with a few more honorific titles for what he's done:

Anaconda Advocate

Ball-buddy Bodyguard

Cock Conservator

Dick Deliverer

Dong Defender

Flesh Flute Fighter

Foreskin Friend

Hero of the Hung

Manhood Messiah

Mohel Moderator

Nad-Neighbor Negotiatior

Pecker Preserver

Penis Protector

Phallus Freedom Fighter

Rod Redeemer

Scalpel Squelcher

Wang Warrior

Wiener White Knight

Can you think of any other good ones to add to our list? Try to fill-in the missing alphabet letters!
 


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How about champion of the defenceless?

While there are genuine medical conditions that would prompt a partial or full circumcision these are fairly rare.

Yes it's genital mutilation and the female equivalent would be to remove the entire outer labia, though you may have picked up that the cultural/faith version of that involves removing the clitoris which is another level of brutality obviously.

Since it occurs on a rather large scale and this being 2014 by now we should be able to call it what it is, namely mass infant abuse.

Ha ha, there needs to be some alliteration going on in these titles! But I agree wit ya on err-thing :-)

The infamous Quiverbone Quarterback struck again!

Ha ha, I never thought we'd get a Q... now do Z!

The video looks awesome! I'm super excited to play it when it's done.

I'm excited for you to get to play it!

The Zuckerstange Zealot?

Best I can pull, pun intended.

Ha ha, that'll work!

Zucchini Zinger

Zucchini Zealot might be even better! GOOD BRAINSTORMING GUYS!

@test-object Since you are using german already, "Zipfel" is a straightforward synonym.

Ich keine spreche Deutsch...

Gonad Guardian, Underside Umpire, Xiphoid Xenagogue. (X is really a stretch...)

Ha ha, those are pretty good, though I think Xiphoid is in the chest area right?

Brilliant stuff as always! :)

Thankyousir! :-D :-D

Glad to see you're moving forward on projects. The large space devoted to circumcision is... interesting. Honestly it doesn't really matter, it doesn't alter the capability to reproduce, it's almost universally done during infantile stages you won't even remember, and the data behind pros/cons isn't even really consistent (googled it a couple months back for effects, expected conclusive "bad" evidence against circumcision, found out data is all over the place and inconclusive instead) Honestly, it's been happening for ages, and the world hasn't even slowed down, let alone stopped spinning... and good luck convincing religious people to lay down arms over faith, that's just not gonna happen by anyone's initiative but their own... seems kinda... interesting to devote so much time and space to it lol. Anyways, keep cruising on projects, your work is kick-ass.

Just imagine if we weren't doing it already and someone came up to you with the idea...

adjective
1.
Anatomy, Zoology . sword-shaped; ensiform.
noun
2.
the xiphisternum.
Origin:
1740–50; < Neo-Latin xiphoīdēs < Greek xiphoeidḗs swordlike, equivalent to xíph ( os ) sword + -oeidēs -oid
Literally, sword shaped. Medical science sometimes uses Xiphoid to describe the lower part of the sternum. I mean the first one. :3

Awesome! You learn something new every day! The fact that you had this knowledge at your proverbial fingertips already is really impressive!