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Total Medals Earned: 1,079 (From
237 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 17,035 Points
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Alkie Kong 2
5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
5 Points View the high scores.
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/500 points)
5 Points Fall through the clouds.
5 Points Unlock the gate.
10 Points The end is upon you.
10 Points Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Another Small Favor
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
25 Points Unlock all weapons.
25 Points Play through every stage.
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
25 Points Kill Smileborg
25 Points Kill ZOMG
Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/480 points)
5 Points Kill 1 Soldier
5 Points Complete the first mission
5 Points Get killed by the map
5 Points Earn 100$
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/270 points)
5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
5 Points Reach level 2.
5 Points Don't skip the intro.
5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
5 Points Welcome back!
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Enter a rift.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
50 Points Become one with the desert
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
100 Points Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (475/500 points)